aaaaahaha

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

nostalgia64:

drugdilla:

Keep this breathing

lmaooooo

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
rayquaza:

i added shortcuts to my grandmas phone

rayquaza:

i added shortcuts to my grandmas phone